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Ron White
American
December 18, 1956
Comedian
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Popular
I go through about 140 cities a year.
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The next time you have a thought... let it go.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan - thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Brain
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don't need my help.
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Think
I Think
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun.
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That's the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media's radar.
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Beauty
You
Really
I have a very fun life. I don't recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Life
Very
I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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More
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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You
People
I guarantee there's people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I want my fans to feel like we're always in touch. Because without 'em, I wouldn't be able to do any of this.
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Because
Always
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man.
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Just
Somebody the other day had a review, called me 'America's reprobate.' And I don't even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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Know
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Out
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I'm not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you'll pay late.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay at home... What helps me is just to keep moving.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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Being
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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When I was a kid, mostly I played in a ditch that didn't have much water in it. It was for drainage purposes. There was not a lot trouble to get into in that ditch. It was ditch activities like catching crawdads and minnows.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke's starting to lose its pop. It doesn't mean people don't want to hear it anymore; it means I don't want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they've never heard.
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