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Ike Barinholtz
American
February 18, 1977
Actor
My first car was a 1999 red Mazda Protege.
Ike Barinholtz
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Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever.
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I used to teach improv courses in Amsterdam where we would do team-building exercises, and they can go south very quickly.
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The first two years I was on 'MADtv' were really, really fun. We always thought it was 'Saturday Night Live's very nice, slightly asthmatic, shorter cousin.
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We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the rule is when I'm over double her weight, it's over.
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It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with a true friend or a spouse or a boyfriend, get it out, fight, be angry for five minutes, and then move past it. Don't let it fester; don't hold a grudge. If you do, that's when it will get worse and worse.
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