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Garry Shandling
American
November 29, 1949
Comedian
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Use
Practice
Sex
I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Very
Much
Guy
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Dating
Who
Now
Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Me
Than
Better
I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Something
Am
I Am
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
You
Your
Kind
I enjoy 'The Apprentice' and the one that's called 'Take My Life' and the other one called 'Stop Hitting Me.'
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Me
Life
Other
There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Good
Chance
You
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Business
Fear
Failure
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Women
Men
Me
I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Me
Think
Because
Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
Tags:
Funny
Life
Been
