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Emo Philips
American
February 7, 1956
Comedian
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
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Next
Kid
Friend
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
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People
How
Many
England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
Emo Philips
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Because
Out
Only
I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady... take your purse.'
Emo Philips
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Your
Then
Take
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
Emo Philips
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Time
You
Because
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Philips
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First
Give
Used
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
Emo Philips
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Up
Know
Love
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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Men
About
Know
