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Eddie Izzard
British
February 7, 1962
Comedian
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard
Tags:
Never
Put
Sock
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
Eddie Izzard
Tags:
History
Up
Where
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Eddie Izzard
Tags:
Out
Come
Left
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
Eddie Izzard
Tags:
God
Religion
Up
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Eddie Izzard
Tags:
Food
You
Go
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Eddie Izzard
Tags:
Great
Music
People
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
Eddie Izzard
Tags:
Like
Just
Much
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
Eddie Izzard
Tags:
Funny
Just
Because
