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Dennis Miller
American
November 3, 1953
Comedian
I lapsed into rude.
Dennis Miller
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Rude
I rant, therefore I am.
Dennis Miller
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Am
I Am
Therefore
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
Dennis Miller
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More
Than
Office
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
Dennis Miller
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You
Got
Bad
Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.
Dennis Miller
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Because
Will
Most
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
Dennis Miller
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Best
Like
World
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
Dennis Miller
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Like
Get
He
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.
Dennis Miller
Tags:
Business
War
People
