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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.


Thomas Dewar
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I am not brave enough to not pay my income tax and risk going to jail. But I can say rather freely what I want to say with my art.
Corita Kent
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Why is it that half of the households in America pay zero income tax? We need some real tax reform.


John Cornyn
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I like getting married, but I don't like being married.


Don Adams
I'm really keen to go back and do some theatre, but I can't afford to at the moment because we're getting married in September. And then I'm hoping to direct a film at the end of this year, and that means a year of your life without pay.
Richard Roxburgh
Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it's starting a new business, whether it's leaving home, whether it's getting married, or whether it's flying in space.
Chris Hadfield
Appallingly, I hadn't thought about it one jot. I never daydreamed as a little girl of getting married and having children. I was as surprised to discover I was getting married as I was to discover I was up the duff.
Helen McCrory
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The reality of getting married, it really changed things into something beautiful. There was transformation.
Peter Scolari
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.


Mike Royko
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Ford's federal income tax rate was just 2.3 percent in 2009 even though it made $3 billion in profits.
Bernie Sanders
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I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
Rodney Carrington
What you do by having an income tax rate reduction across the board, you really provide great incentives for people to work, produce, and increase output. So I would support a carbon tax in replacement for a progressive income tax.
Arthur Laffer
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.


Lewis Grizzard
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Getting married was the best thing I've ever done.


Megan Fox
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And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?


Mark McKinney
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I wasn't going to shy away from getting married when I did and having a baby young and starting a family, even with the job that I chose.
Stephen Curry
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There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me.
Adam Levine
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I have been very clear to everybody that just because I'm getting married does not mean I call myself a straight.
Anne Heche
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All I can say is that I'm getting married in the future. I've narrowed it down to that.


Tiger Woods
Tags: Future Say I Can
Texas has no income tax, which is a big draw for corporate executives who do business there. But it's hardly tax-free. The property taxes are high for a Southern state. The sales taxes are high. One study found that the bottom 20 percent of the Texas population pays 12 percent of its income in state and local taxes.
Gail Collins