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Quotes Which Include `Mother-In-Law`
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
H. L. Mencken
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A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Henny Youngman
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
Joan Rivers
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My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
Les Dawson
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson
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The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'
Les Dawson
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I find it beautiful when we're in Italy that everybody sits down at the table together. My mother-in-law is like, 'It doesn't matter what's going on in the house, who is fighting, who is upset, who has appointments, you sit down at that table at one o'clock.'
Debi Mazar
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