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Kristen Schaal

American

January 24, 1978

Actress

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I thought I would either be an epidemiologist or a 'Price Is Right' model.

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I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.

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I would love for people to know that the label 'feminist' is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

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I never really saw myself as a standup comedian. I always just thought of myself as someone who used the eight minutes or 10 minutes she was allotted and had a blast.

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Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't layer a personality over them. You know what I mean? I would stare at the cows, and I would sing to the cows, and they would always just look at me blankly.

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I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.

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