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Don Rickles
American
May 8, 1926
Comedian
I told jokes badly.
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I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.
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My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head.
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The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.
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My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world.
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Ninety percent of the people who come to see me are my fans.
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I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.
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Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.
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It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.
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When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
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To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
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I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh.
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Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
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Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn't let me ad-lib.
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Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?'
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